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The Diminishing Returns of Selling a Kidney
For my next side hustle I think I'm renting a Mike Myers face mask and a getaway car
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Women Are Crazy, Science Finally Admits
The biggest scientific breakthrough that will totally not change how I think about my ex girlfriends that much to be honest
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January 2024

Tiktok's Latest Wellness Craze Sends People on a Teeth-Clenching Ride of Untamed Diarrhea
A cautionary tale on taking medical advice from someone who graduated from Chipotle's drive-thru
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Famous Rockstars Are Losing Their Jobs to Automation
This makes me miss the time where the entire music industry was a bunch of Pitbull collabs.
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December 2023

Waking Up Early Is Dumb (Backed by Science)
And also: Darwin award-winning eye infections, questionable climate science, ChatGPT-powered fake news, and how much should you tip at the…
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Antarctica Loses Giant Chunk of Ice but It's Totally Not Your Fault
And also: Amazon loses shower argument, YouTuber flies plane and lands in prison, Zelenskyy is on drugs (according to Elijah Wood), and guys literally…
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Young Girls Experience 1950s Misogyny (And They Love It)
And also: killer drones get the AI makeover, governments endorse unprotected sex, Nazis embrace the creator economy, and how far would you go for a sex…
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November 2023

How to Turn Your Mental Illness Into a Lucrative Job
And also: easy recipes with questionable ingredients, exactly what chemicals to blame when you underperform in bed, the disadvantages of being dead, and…
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October 2023

In Unsurprising Turn of Events, Men Go Too Far to Get Erection
And also: the politically correct way to do slavery, the things I wish my memory foam mattress would forget, and two crazy investment opportunities…
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AI Girlfriends Are Here and Women Should Be Thankful
It used to be that all the good ones were taken. Now all the worst ones will be too
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September 2023

Mexican Alien Fossils Are Only 70% Fake
I reckon this merits another pilgrimage to Area 51
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August 2023

Thanks to AI Chatbots, Anyone Can Steal Money Online Now
The new gold rush about rushing the gold out of other people's pockets.
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