Young Girls Experience 1950s Misogyny (And They Love It)

And also: killer drones get the AI makeover, governments endorse unprotected sex, Nazis embrace the creator economy, and how far would you go for a sex fetish?

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The Patriarchy Is Winning

The Insidious Rise of TikTok "Tradwives"

There are so many 1950s romance trends they could've brought back. Like, I dunno, drive-in theatres. Or not knowing what is like to worry about your polyamorous cohabitational partner's secret OnlyFans.

But these so-called Tradwives (short for "traditional wives") on TikTok are straight-up indulging in mid-century misogyny nostalgia like female suffrage was a step in the wrong direction.

I get that today's youth is wired to chase social media clout, but teaching gullible men to believe they're entitled to a 21-year-old virgin whose life call is to become his submissive sex toy Roomba makes me miss the days when young adults used Instagram for depression.

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Perks Your $20 ChatGPT Pro Subscription Might Have One Day

A.I. Killer Drones Are Becoming Reality. Nations Disagree on Limits

The "limits" would be obvious if they asked me, but they won't, for I am one of those pacifists who think we should've cut the military's R&D budget right after we came up with the bow and arrow.

Instead, I bet these warmongering psychopaths are gonna shove taxpayer money into it until we end up with an Optimus Prime-looking crime against humanity. Where's Gal Gadot singing Imagine when you need her, goddammit?

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The Quest to Convince People to Have Unprotected Sex

These Countries Tried Everything From Cash to Patriotic Calls to Duty to Reverse Drastically Declining Birth Rates — It Didn’t Work

Fewer things are a bigger mood killer than your government trying to encourage some raw action in the backseat of the pre-owned Kia Picanto you and your young couple call "home." Don't get me wrong, I don't mind people watching, but society still needs to heal from years of MTV's Teen Mom and Dr. Phil clips before we can trust kids again.

So in a few decades, you'll get to see all that hysteria about overpopulation age like milk as fertility rates collapse. Think China's one-child policy was a high-elo government move? Think again.

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Nazis Embrace the Creator Economy

Substack Has a Nazi Problem

And here I was, thinking that sooner or later one of my risque jokes was gonna get me banned and forced to create a 4chan account. Well, turns out our dear website is riddled with half-witted radicals sodomizing Substack's Terms of Service — and they're doing it much better than me.

Is it too late to change niches? I don't think I can channel my inner incel with enough force to shave my head bald, write a cringe manifesto and start spreading bad takes about skin colour… but as a cisgender straight white male, I damn sure check all the boxes to at least make it believable.

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How far you would go for a sex fetish?

'Gay Furry Hackers' Breach Nuclear Lab, Demand It Create Real-Life Catgirls

I don't know what kind of fatherless, neurodivergent Craigslist-powered sexual orientation is this shit, but consider me not an ally.

Sure, the furries said they weren't serious about the catgirl demands, but I've watched enough David Attenborough documentaries to know some species will lose their heads to send themselves over the big O-rainbow. Call me old-fashioned, but the moment you get the urge to orgasm inside anything besides a human, I think you should erase your browsing history and shut the closet doors on your way in.

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But enough small talk. Let’s wrap this up before we reach the point of diminishing returns, shall we?

Stay cocky,

Loudt