"They decided to prematurely ejaculate a bunch of CGI avatars that look like discount Fortnite skins." Powerful prose, my friend. Welcome back. Just how many "vacations" a year do you take, anyway? 😏
Oh, so you're just living my repressed dreams of rock stardom on the side, then? That's nice for you. 😏
What kind of music are you making? And where can I listen to it? If you're some kind of crooner, then forget it. My Substack celebrity crush card is maxed out at the moment. 🚫
I mean I can carry a decent Fly Me to the Moon 👀 But nothing critically-acclaimed (saving a few inspired shower performances I think would've been a hit had I recorded them)
Just a public service announcement: if anyone is interested in developing a fandom for an aggressively handsome standup comedian who *also happens to be actually funny* then google Matthew Broussard
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ANOTHER ONE 👉
All I do is win
"They decided to prematurely ejaculate a bunch of CGI avatars that look like discount Fortnite skins." Powerful prose, my friend. Welcome back. Just how many "vacations" a year do you take, anyway? 😏
You've caught me Meg they're not actually vacations, sometimes my real job requires all my attention 😭
(Which happens to be "live musician," very on-theme with the issue — qwerty or piano, smashing fingers on a keybed is clearly my calling)
Oh, so you're just living my repressed dreams of rock stardom on the side, then? That's nice for you. 😏
What kind of music are you making? And where can I listen to it? If you're some kind of crooner, then forget it. My Substack celebrity crush card is maxed out at the moment. 🚫
I mean I can carry a decent Fly Me to the Moon 👀 But nothing critically-acclaimed (saving a few inspired shower performances I think would've been a hit had I recorded them)
The subheading is 👌
where is Pitbull man 😭
I used to think I can't write/do humor. Then I came across Matt Rife.
Who knew one day we would miss Pitbull? I guess this is nostalgia.
Just a public service announcement: if anyone is interested in developing a fandom for an aggressively handsome standup comedian who *also happens to be actually funny* then google Matthew Broussard