Hey! You made it back just in time to avoid one of my "it is with deepest writerly compliments that I'm reaching out to tell you that you disappeared from Substack and I NOTICED" emails. Glad to hear it was vacation and not Ebola.
The email would have also offered belated thanks for the glowing recommendation you gave my Substack. Your aim for my welcome page was true, but the code demons cut you off mid-sentence, so I gave your rec a feature spot on my About Page instead. 🥂
Hey! You made it back just in time to avoid one of my "it is with deepest writerly compliments that I'm reaching out to tell you that you disappeared from Substack and I NOTICED" emails. Glad to hear it was vacation and not Ebola.
The email would have also offered belated thanks for the glowing recommendation you gave my Substack. Your aim for my welcome page was true, but the code demons cut you off mid-sentence, so I gave your rec a feature spot on my About Page instead. 🥂
While you were out, you missed a golden opportunity to vote on my next big project: https://stockfiction.substack.com/p/to-days-two-win-the-stoopid
Enough about me. Hope you enjoyed your break. Now get back to work, slacker.
Depression nap hurt me in the feels.
I never thought I would say the words: "Torture Chamber Small Talk is one of my happy places."
Look who’s back!!