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Debdutta Pal's avatar

Now if we could choose where the iceberg hits, that would be something. Start an online poll?

The tagline for 21st century is, "You can't make this shit up."

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Loudt Darrow's avatar

I would've voted the iceberg hitting my face back in November. God it was hot in here.

Fortunately we're back at habitable temperatures.

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Hey, my birthday is next month. Do me the honor of highlighting ONE THING about humanity that doesn't suck ballz and I'll be eternally grateful. 💜

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Loudt Darrow's avatar

But Meg it's called T-o-r-t-u-r-e C-h-a-m—ok, fine.

Fine. I'll do it. Can't say no to you

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Meg Oolders's avatar

True. But it used to be just one chamber of torture per visit. Now it's like five circles of hell. 😂 I think roasting good news is a worthy challenge. You can do it. I believe in you.

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Loudt Darrow's avatar

😂 Enduring just one seemed too few. We need to be stronger than that.

Point however taken so challenged accepted

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Your point is taken as well. Please - ever and always - do you. 💜 I'll reinforce my armor for the onslaught in the meantime. 😉

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David Perlmutter's avatar

I think you're right about the century sucking. But we still have a ways to go before we can properly compare it with the others via suckdom- say, another 77 years.

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Loudt Darrow's avatar

Plenty of time to fuck up harder 🤞

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Smillew's avatar

👏👏👏

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Smillew's avatar

Loved the Fast and Furious one. 👏👏👏

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Loudt Darrow's avatar

sometimes my wit be witting

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