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How to Take a Break From Your Job (Forever)

Why Women Love Dating Douchebags

Safe Sex: The World-ending Consequences

Lies You Can Get Away With

How To Make Beautiful Art (That People Will Utterly Hate)

How To Excel At Being Mediocre

'I'm Not Racist, But...' And Other Ways To Recommend A Movie

Pictures You Should Not Masturbate To

How to Succeed in Sports Without a Penis

How to Get Paid to Do Drugs (Men Only)

We All Deserve to Lose Our Jobs

Being a Nice Person Is Exhausting

Science Is Too Broke to Afford True Facts

You Can Die From Being a Loser

Humans Made AI Go Sentient

Hollywood Can't Remember How to Make Movies Anymore

Modern Activism Is Too Trendy to Get Anything Done

Putin Is Too Charismatic to Lose the War

You Can Hurt an Insect's Feelings

You'd Be a Lot Safer Online if Everyone Knew Your Passwords

The Super-Rich Are Spending Millions of Dollars Thrift Shopping

You Can't End World Hunger With 'Twitter Buyout' Money

Modern Technology Is Being Designed to Spread Its Genes

Recycling Ads Sold Us on Loving Pollution

Trees Didn't Invent Fruit (We Did)

There's a Good Chance Real Aliens Look Like Crabs

Doing Steroids Can Get You Employed

Wordle Was Designed for People to Hate It

Sex Is Going Out of Fashion

NFTs Are the Future

Being Too Good-Looking Is Depressing

Food Is Going Obsolete

Being in Prison Can Make You a Millionaire

'Get Poor Quick' Schemes Are Going Viral

Shark Attacks Are Good for the Climate

Mother Nature Wants You to Be a Conspiracy Theorist

The Robot Uprising Is Coming in 2030