Damn, guys on dates would really be out there paying for dinner, holding doors, pulling out chairs and then waiting for David Attenborough's explanation as to why women aren't throwing panties at them in gratitude, aren't they?
Educational. Thank you. Did you already write something about how often men on Substack mention the Hemsworth brothers? 😏 I'll see if I can find it. In the meantime, this was a great first read.
Another brilliant piece. Keep 'em coming in 2023.
Andrew but are you a well of kindness, a valley of amusement, an unfathomable abyss of comedic talent.
Wish you a 2023 of deep, deep joy and delight
I've been called an abyss before but never in the same sentence as "talent." Thank you kindly Loudt!
Educational. Thank you. Did you already write something about how often men on Substack mention the Hemsworth brothers? 😏 I'll see if I can find it. In the meantime, this was a great first read.
Aww thanks Meg! Yes, I do mention the Hemsworth brothers all the time. Mostly out of jealousy
If it makes you feel any better, I'm not entirely convinced they're human.
If they're aliens I hope they abduct me and do experiments on me
I’m confused, should I wear sunglasses like you or not?
very few people can pull off the douche aesthetics Smillew.
but you my friend are *one of them*
Smillew is the model against which all of us douchebags measure ourselves.