Not to go all pickup truck bumper sticker on you, but I've sat through Christopher Nolan movies that made better sense than recycling—and I mean on first watch. Plastic is supposed to last 400 years but here I am, tossing a straw that could’ve been a history lesson after a single use like it’s not gonna choke 20 generations of seagulls after outliving me. Why can’t I just keep it on a kitchen cabinet and add a footnote to my testament?
Well, technically, it's hilarious that a trash talker like you would write about trash.
Recycle this!
https://medium.com/the-writers-lift/well-technically-this-is-the-second-best-newsletter-youll-ever-subscribe-to-ec0cae877db7
"Write what you know" is the general adage my friend.