I know that if not for passwords all my devices would pimp themselves out and go full power bottom on anyone who knows how to turn them on, so it sounds reasonable to teach our gadgets the power of monogamy by protecting them behind one—but judging by the fact that I have so many of them I'm starting to get them mixed up with my BDSM safewords and that there's a real possibility my smart washing machine is gonna ask me to sign up with my best email next time I try to centrifugate my lime green mankini, I'd say this is getting out of hand.
I can't believe you bought a smart washing machine Loudt.
I didn't, but I will never let truth stand in the way of a good joke!
"$4.2 million a year, which is more than peanuts." Obscure Douglas Adams reference or nah?
Yes, how in the hell did you notice that? Justify your answer.
You just compared peanuts to something vast and thought you could get away with it?
Alright next time buckle up for some lavishly vivid pistachio imagery.
All my passwords begin with LoudtIsFantastic
Good strategy—using something no one would ever think of.
I think I'm gonna start using "Smillew'sHairdo"